27 May’s 2012
Dear Madame May (Ah! Symptotious!)
This I had not thought. I thought, with many ways Greece can cause or give excuse for disaster in EU, for EU to kaput yiaharandan. But this I had not thought…Satanic!
I know how it arrived you:
You British peoples always think: ‘Us no wanna be in Europe United. Us never wanted being in Europe United. Us in Europe United had to. The why we no know. Because to look good? Plus because maybe make some money? End all, we came in EU we wanted or we wanted not. Mama USA been goated on our backneck since. “Get out get, get out!” it say. Always repeat: “get out get out get out!” Like bad mother in law.’
So you always look for exit out. Many years pass and you look for exit out. The last years you say yourself: ‘Goodstudy and it comes. Those stupids with the euro will send EU to the hell soon. Greeks in euro too, so one hour soonest. Amen my Allsaint! Cannot take this “get out get out get out!” bedmurmur no more.’
So you wait, but as waiting to you comes flashia. British politics have experience of centuries for dividing, yes? So with clever, experienced so mind, you see Golden Opportunity to change EU’s lintels one and out: Brits afraid the strangers. Brits think: ‘Euro kaput Southeuropes coming here milliouns!’ Brits panic. You say: ‘ Brits, no be afraid: I make cottyjessy plan!’ Ha! Good, good! You are cat! You mean: ‘I make Law.’ But you say ‘I make cottyjessy’ to bring it slowly-slowly to rest of world.
Brits cats too. Brits know what you mean. Brits say: ‘Ontheend!’ And happy. Brits no realize you no have enough educationised peoples because education expensive plus no family support student. So you need educationised peoples, you Madame May, must know that, but you think: ‘the Law I make will filter Southerns how it advantages us.’
So one day, you make Law. Law against basic EU Starts but Brits no care because they afraid plus no like Europe United anyway (they prefer Manchester United). You no like Europe United either. So you show Law to Brits Parliament. Law passes because Brits Parliament tiga with British MP. Foundation of Europe United begin crumble. You happy, Parliament happy, Brit peoples happy, Queen happy, mama USA shitted herself from happiness.
Until here well.
But I write you because I want you to me explain something: Yesterday I was plateia drinking my beatted with extra bubbles, when I hear girl say ‘Me no job. Father no job, mother houselady, brother student –yes I told him, study too, to see prokop. Anyway, I move away. To Britain.’
Allright until here? Allright. But what strange is, is the other girl answer to the other word to word: ‘ The UK is sooo last season, dahling.New Zealand is the new UK!’
I worry. What this mean? Still hope of us do part?
You see I care, because here, we make ‘cottyjessy’ plan also. UK weather collapse, see. UK weather collapse every year (one said me: ‘UK weather collapse every day’ but I say: ‘hyperboles!’), weather migrants heading south from UK to here. So we make cottyjjessy to restrict entry of drunken cheapskates with non-existent morals and Neanderthal manners, who destroy more than they spend.
Of course, no all Brits are drunken cheapskates. Of course, we need nice, goodmannered, respectable Brits with nice pounds for spending. But, see, the Law we make will filter Brits how it advantages us.
With you pass law we plan us pass law, to say: ‘one yours and one mine’. But if New Zealand new UK, no economic migrants to UK, no excuse to make your cottyjessy Law, no excuse to make our cottyjessy Law for to show you.
So yours and ours cottyjessy plans go to the hell until you say cumin.
I make vacations at Rhodes. You see then, is very important to me answer please immediately. Much suspense.
Health you and good wines